blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

blazepress:

A tornado full of tumbleweed that is on fire. It’s as if satan is making an entrance.

(via memewhore)

"

My mom called my doctor and said to him “What’s the most accurate measurement for weighing?”
The doctor said “An underwater weighing test”
And just like that, my mom said “Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?” and the doc said “Today at 2pm.”

So, I didn’t bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants…Ugh).

My sister said “Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?” The doctor said “No.”
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn’t.

"

someone posted this copypasta on /b/ in like 2003 and whenever anyone asked for clarification on any one of the bizarre non-sequiturs in it he would just reply with shit like “it was an underwater weighing test” or “her hair got wet” and the thread got up to 200 replies before he got banned by two different mods for frustrating the shit out of everyone and this is still the golden standard i hold trolls to (via sexhaver)

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lucaspsi:

shotarokaneda:

this dog is part husky part lab

the split is straight down the middle, quite literally

image

LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!

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ventai:

dungeon-crowley:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

ventai:

dungeon-crowley:

the-amazin-flyin-jakben:

oh my word

.. i don’t even know what to say.

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notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

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deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
[x]

(via carakalikimaka)

moniquill:

transvex:

she wears short skirts i wear mage robes

We both have a low armor class but high agility and you’ll be dead before you know we’re here…

(via carakalikimaka)

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

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alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

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unabating:

get rekt

unabating:

get rekt

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elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

elahthompson:

the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.

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